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A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Cathy Guisewite
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
Stephen Fry
I read the Cathy Guisewite quote as food groups at first. I was like, hell, I’d eat mothers.
Great quotes!
Love the last one!!!!!
mo (Maureen)