Sunday Quotes – Humor

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Cathy Guisewite

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain

I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
Stephen Fry

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