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A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.