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Sunday Quotes – Spring Cleaning

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.
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Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day

Do you get the feeling that Cupid hasn’t been putting much of an effort into things for you?

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Perhaps, years ago, some little hussy stole the boy of your dreams from right under your nose.

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All I’m saying is that, for various reasons, Valentine’s Day may not be at the top of the list of your favourite, over-commercialized holidays.

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But, fear not, for the real Valentine’s holiday will soon be here.

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So, for the people who don’t like the hype, the expectations, the stresses and the expenses that is now a very commerce-driven holiday, these pictures are for you. 

Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day!

I Needed To Do A Haiku

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It is rare that I write a poem. It happens, seriously, about five years or so. But, when I do, it’s because I get this mental itch that has to be scratched using pen and paper. These last couple of days, I needed to write a haiku. I wrote a few different ones and decided to share this one about Groundhog Day.

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Groundhog Day is done.

Shadows seen and not seen. Meh.

Dart board works as well.